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 Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:18 am Post subject: [Maddox] Fashion tips for women... |
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| New update, Maddox tackles all that is wrong and hideous in the world of women's fashion, despite knowing dick about the subject. PS: Zoghade is a penis lol |
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Argentina
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| Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:42 am Post subject: |
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You're late.
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Bloodmore
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| Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:45 am Post subject: |
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You unfairly claim part of the Antarctic.
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| Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:36 am Post subject: |
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| Anyway I liked the article. Woefully neglected to talk about those big-ass Paris Hilton sunglasses though. |
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Romulux
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| Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:40 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Noun: Bitch (bich):
1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun. |
I agree with him so fucking much on this right now. I was at my best friends house last night and he's on parole. We were drinking beer and playing halo 3. When this fucking bitch told him to turn the radio down because she didn't like the kind of music. He told her no. So she calls the police and tells them that he's on parole and he's drinking and that he's being a jerk. The police show up, arrested him and now he has a 10,000 dollar fucking bail. He's most likely going to prison over THIS FUCKING shit.
Ok, so I understand that he's not supposed to have alcohol. BUT IT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT!
YOU DON'T FUCKING CALL THE POLICE ON SOMEONE OVER SOMETHING SO FUCKING STUPID, ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS NOT YOUR FUCKING HOUSE!!!
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Argentina
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| Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 5:21 am Post subject: |
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What the fuck?
Holy shit.
That bitch needs to get fucking hit by a truck. |
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dreadnought
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| Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Huh? wrote: | | Anyway I liked the article. Woefully neglected to talk about those big-ass Paris Hilton sunglasses though. |
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Rook
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| Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 2:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Maddox wrote: | | There are very few people who look good in red lipstick, and those people usually juggle for a living. I once met a girl who was able to pull it off, so I let her buy me dinner. Later that night she was making out with my wang, when I realized that all that lipstick was rubbing off. So I evacuated my moan-maker from her face hole, took some silverware for my trouble, and snuck out of her tent. |
Maddox at his classic best! lmfao  |
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The True Bastard
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| Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Well, the first two paragraphs of this rant were dreadful. When he actually focuses on the topic, the article is quite readable. There are a few laughs to be had, particularly toward the end of the piece. |
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Romulux
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| Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:47 am Post subject: |
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| Argentina wrote: | What the fuck?
Holy shit.
That bitch needs to get fucking hit by a truck. |
And you know what's fucked up man? The bitch that turned him in is the girlfriend of one of his (ex) room mates (now). Zack always swore that him and Kris were bro's and that he would be there for him. And when the police chased Kris through his house, Zack just sat there and laughed in Kris' face. Then when they were cuffing him and outside talking to him, Zack just stood outside gocking at him and laughing at Kris all because of his fucking bitch girlfriend.
My friend is going to prison over a fucking radio.
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c u l8er boi
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| Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:09 am Post subject: |
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| Romulux wrote: | | Argentina wrote: | What the fuck?
Holy shit.
That bitch needs to get fucking hit by a truck. |
And you know what's fucked up man? The bitch that turned him in is the girlfriend of one of his (ex) room mates (now). Zack always swore that him and Kris were bro's and that he would be there for him. And when the police chased Kris through his house, Zack just sat there and laughed in Kris' face. Then when they were cuffing him and outside talking to him, Zack just stood outside gocking at him and laughing at Kris all because of his fucking bitch girlfriend.
My friend is going to prison over a fucking radio. |
When you testify in his behalf show the judge this link so that she'll know you weren't just making it up to try get him off.
PS, what is he on parole for?
EDIT: Why did I asume the judge was would be a she? |
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Argentina
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| Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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It's cool though romoulox, just tell your friend to turn into a drug baron, that way he can go and pay off the cops.
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Romulux
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| Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 4:18 am Post subject: |
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PS, what is he on parole for?
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He's been dealing with this bullshit for as long as I can remember him. Like 6 years now. He used to just be on drug court. Then they sent him off to rehab last year for a while. Then he came back and he was done with all that shit but he was on parole now. He's got court tommrow so I guess we'll see what happens to him.
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Argentina
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| Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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He shouldn't have been drinking beer.
He's fucked.
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neonlight2000
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| Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:58 am Post subject: |
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I think Maddox has my house wire-tapped. I've had this conversation almost verbatum with my friend about the Croc shoes (except I didn't know what they were called) and the tit curtain shirts.
Why the fuck do women wear shit just because it's in STYLE??? Christ. It looks like you're wearing a fucking potato sack.
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c u l8er boi
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DemonBuster
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| neonlight2000 wrote: | | Why the fuck do women wear shit just because it's in STYLE??? Christ. It looks like you're wearing a fucking potato sack. |
Hey, don't rag on potato sacks. They do have some kind of merit. It's like a guessing game where undressing is twice as fun, because you never know what you'll get. Always funny when she responds: "I'm not fat, I'm just pregnant!". A fun time was had by all, including the unborn. |
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neonlight2000
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| Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, I guess it's good for people that wanna hide a huge gut.
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Zoghade
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| Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 5:55 am Post subject: |
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I never even knew about those huge Paris Hilton sunglasses until I got to grad school. Every girl that I saw wearing them acted like she was hot shit, and it confused me until someone told me about the link between the two.
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Argentina
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| Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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Attention.
All women who think they are something because of the way they dress- I need to thank you. Thank you for giving me a beacon to stay the hell away.
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