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Mexicanman
Slumlord de Dios
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| Old Man wrote: | | Stool wrote: | | Another young looking girl. The evidence against blacksad only gets larger. |
because that evidence is in your pants |
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| Jesus P. Christ wrote: | | “F--k my victims, I carried them for 20 years, and now I’m serving 150 years.” |
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StuBubble
Cabin Boy/Galley Wench
Joined: 14 Jul 2009
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| Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:00 am Post subject: |
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Some classics:
| Huh? wrote: | | I had throbbing black cock once and thought it was pretty good. |
| superqtip182 wrote: | | I bet I could find you the best throbbing black cock restaurant in your area =) |
| Old Man wrote: | throbbing black cock is good but sometimes i dont like paying 15 dollars for a plate
i also hate going into the restaraunts and seeing the qtip like people who are convinced its the best culinary invention ever |
| TheySeeMeTrollin wrote: | | And like Old Man said, throbbing black cock is expensive these days. |
| superqtip182 wrote: | | Old Man wrote: | | anyone with basic knowledge of food will recognize what heat can do flavors and textures =) |
Yes, they change them. I prefer throbbing black cock. |
| Team Zack! wrote: | | My friend's mom makes throbbing black cock. It is mostly warm because she doesn't take the time to chill it, and it doesn't stick together very well. But the throbbing black cock I get from the local grocery store is pretty good and cheap. |
| Old Man wrote: | | ive eaten fresh throbbing black cock in many places in the us |
| Team Zack! wrote: | | pronounced lawl wrote: |
Its sappost to be room temperature |
Most people down here prefer it chilled. That's how it's been at every throbbing black cock place I've eaten at. |
| superqtip182 wrote: | | Now stop being a close-minded little pussy and try some throbbing black cock w/ raw fish. |
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Alistaire
Jerky King
Joined: 08 Jan 2009
Posts: 3399
Location: Beaches
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| Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:18 am Post subject: |
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| Sygma wrote: | | Douching is so 1950's lol. |
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| Mexicanman wrote: | | As the old saying goes: lol who cares about Canada? |
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pronounced lawl
poopy pants
Joined: 08 Sep 2006
Posts: 1285
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| Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Oscar Wilde wrote: | | GIMME SUM COX 2 CHUG |
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| The True Bastard wrote: |
I think Mexicanman is right. You need to watch a Michael Moore documentary.
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Angry_Jerk
Ethnic Cleanser
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 5595
Location: England
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| Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Shakespeare wrote: | | MOVE BITCH GET OUT DA WAY |
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Team Zack!
Semper Altus
Joined: 20 Oct 2007
Posts: 2025
Location: Florida
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| Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Anonymous Dissident wrote: | | Steven wrote: | | AD has aids. |
Then you should probably get tested, faggot. |
| Huh? wrote: | | Anonymous Dissident wrote: | | I had sex with Steven. |
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Mexicanman
Slumlord de Dios
Joined: 27 Mar 2008
Posts: 6082
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| Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:52 pm Post subject: |
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| cthulhuclown wrote: | | pronounced lawl wrote: | | cthulhuclown wrote: | | I'll try shrooms soon, they are supposedly right-brain oriented. |
You are not going to enjoy them. I don't actually know you in real life but you seem like you are not very good at letting your mind do it's own thing without trying to direct it too hard. You may be a smart kid, but you need to be able to revel in inanities to enjoy hallucinatory drugs. |
No man I AM good at doing that. You don't know me outside the internet, don't worry I'm much less serious and tight-sounding in real life. Preston can probably back that up. |
| Preston wrote: | | I think when we went to mellow mushroom you and tony debated economic theory. |
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| Jesus P. Christ wrote: | | “F--k my victims, I carried them for 20 years, and now I’m serving 150 years.” |
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Angry_Jerk
Ethnic Cleanser
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 5595
Location: England
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| Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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| DemonBuster wrote: | | I was in the heightened state of arousal just as Steven plunged his fingers deep into AJs tight, overflowing anus. However i lost it when the fisting began, because slowly caressing ones anus and savoring the smooth fabric one's intestines while vigorously pumping the finger-shaft up and down is one thing, but sticking up a fist up someone's ass... well that's just kinda gay... |
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Bloodmore
Power Abuser
Joined: 20 Nov 2005
Posts: 4248
Location: New Bytown Awesome Rank: 10/10
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| Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:28 am Post subject: |
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| raccooneyes wrote: | | next up,a pic of mexicanman trying to screw a burrito and a green iguana. |
I'm not sure if this is as funny as I think it is, but the specificity did it for me. As opposed to what? A red iguana?
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Bloodmore : A woman who enjoys contemplating the objective meaninglessness of life, lamenting the role of man in a bleak and godless universe, and muff-diving. copyright Huh? |
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The True Bastard
Swashbuckler
Joined: 05 Sep 2005
Posts: 2403
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| Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:37 pm Post subject: |
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| The True Bastard wrote: | | Animals will usually attack you or try to get away if you're trying to hurt them. |
The best quote out of a very fruitful thread on the ethics of humans fucking animals.
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| raccooneyes wrote: | TTB, you dont look like the scraggly troll I expected.
also, you dont look like such an asshole either.
aww..I think you just lost your "bastard" status (if you ever really had it) |
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plustax
The Legend
Joined: 02 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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| cthulhuclown wrote: | | I say "for allah!". Usually. |
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Angry_Jerk
Ethnic Cleanser
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 5595
Location: England
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| Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 12:39 am Post subject: |
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| 713-864-4150 wrote: | | My great grandfather fucked a 14 year old. |
| Team Zack! wrote: | | I'd like to commend Plustax for revealing such a tramautic moment from his childhood to the cold, emotionless internet. |
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Sygma
Evil Robot Mastermind
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1731
Location: Behind you.
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| Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:13 am Post subject: |
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| Bloodmore wrote: | I Thessaloinians 2:6
"And the false idol will be cast down from his lofty perch because I pay for the site and he totally doesn't" |
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LiveAndLetLive
Supreme Internet Overlord
Joined: 02 Sep 2005
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| Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:33 am Post subject: |
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Damn I was going to quote that one.
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On bended knee is no way to be free
Lifting up an empty cup, I ask silently
All my destinations will accept the one that's me
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plustax
The Legend
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| Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:19 pm Post subject: |
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| pug wrote: | | WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO THE REMNANTS OF A CORPSE THAT JUST EXPLODED, MEXICANMAN!? |
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Don't disagree with me fuckstick I'll beat your ass, your fat fucking ass wouldn't last five seconds. |
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yousuckass
Buccaneer
Joined: 13 Jul 2008
Posts: 848
Location: Good...Good
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| Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Team Zack! wrote: | | Well Mark, considering that I was in county jail for a day and a half, I think its safe to assume its more than ten, although I'll admit I lost count after six. |
Prison butt rape in case you were wondering what the numbers were for.
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| Team Zack! wrote: | | Also, include that part of the flame. Otherwise I would look really silly with all those dicks in my face. |
| Huh? wrote: | | Lotta zaniness going down in this thread. |
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Angry_Jerk
Ethnic Cleanser
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Location: England
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| Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:20 am Post subject: |
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| ALindustrial wrote: | | there is nothing wrong with killing something as long as you eat it. |
| Bloodmore wrote: | | That's what I told the police, but they still insisted two years is too late for an abortion. |
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plustax
The Legend
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| Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 3:13 am Post subject: |
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| my conversation with bloodmore wrote: | plustax the firm says:
i wonder wat the coorelation is between virgins and psychdelic users
like how many are virgins when they start?
Devin says:
It's probably a pretty fucking small venn diagram
plustax the firm says:
hahahahahaha
Devin says:
It's like you, and some Aztec priests.
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LiveAndLetLive
Supreme Internet Overlord
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| mdmark16dc wrote: | | FistinaAguilera wrote: | He drew a heavy sigh and sipped his Diet Coke. "Seriously," he added, typing with emotion the likes of which the forum never knew.
"I've never seen such a concentrated congregation of cliche loser internet nerds who literally have nothing better to do than talk shit to each other and stir up perpetual arguments in which nothing is communicated because you are all so far up your own asses," he ranted as tears started to blur his vision and welt his throat.
"fuck it," he cried, slapping his soda can off of his desk with his fat greasy hand.
"You guys are just fucking gay!" His belly rolls shook violently. "Seriously. Why bother with an explanation that I wont even care enough to return here to see some half-wit rebuttals to," he simultaneously typed and screamed, his cries echoing up the basement stairway into his mother's den.
He collapsed to the cold cement, no longer able to hold back his tears.
Alone.
Weeping.
"I'm going to get back to having a life now," he lied.
"...by the way Europe stomps ass," he awkwardly stated to a community where nobody listened. A community he longed for so very long to be accepted into. |
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plustax
The Legend
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| Team Zachary Smith!, Esq. wrote: | Bet I can top Mark's.
| FistinaAguilera wrote: | "Seriously." the officer read aloud from FistinaAquilera's computer screen, after gingerly lifting his lifeless hands from the blood-stained keyboard. He chuckled to himself, wondering how anyone could possibly take this man seriously. He then continued reading, silently this time, scanning every line of text for something, anything, that could tell why Fistina chose to end his life. Flies were everywhere, their constant buzzing added to the dreadful smell permeating the room made it almost impossible to think. Alone and friendless, Fistina's corpse had remained undiscovered for days in the Texas heat. In fact, Officer McClellan had discovered this body himself, and so far he was the only one who had seen it. He had called it in, but the all the other officers in the small town were busy, and they said it would be at least an hour before they could arrive.
"An hour" the cop thought to himself. "That's almost enough time to..."
He pretended to wrestle with the idea briefly, but his mind was already made up when he had first smelled the body. As he unzipped his pants and pulled out his boner, he swore to himself that this would be the last time, but he knew that was a lie. He wondered why he bothered lying to himself, as if somehow someone was reading his thoughts, and casting judgement on him.
"And now, before we condemn him to a lifetime of servitude on the nitrogen mines of Jupiter for sexual deviance and tampering with a crime scene" Officer McClellan imagined the Grand Galactic Judge, Orgoad, beginning "let us review the transcripts of his thoughts to determine if he truly is a bad person".
Orgoad hated reading thought transcripts about necrophilia. They were always the same: "Oh boy! I'm gonna do it with this corpse!" or "Oh, you're a naughty little whore... I mean you were a naughty little whore", but as he read McClellan's transcript, he could clearly see something different about this one. He couldn't help himself. He had a problem.
Orgoad's nutrient processing tendrils (for lack of a better description) curled up in disgust, however, as he kept reading the transcript, and he realized that Officer McClellan had predicted this entire trial, disguising his thoughts in a futile attempt to make himself seem innocent.
"THE THOUGHT TRANSCRIPTS TELL ALL!!! I HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TO AN ETERNITY IN THE NITROGEN MINES" screeched Orgoad in a voice that McClellan could not comprehend.
Officer McClellan snapped back into reality as he blew his load in Fistina's mouth. He quickly cleaned up his mess and continued reading.
"I've never seen such a concentrated congregation of cliche loser internet nerds who literally have nothing better to do than talk shit to each other and stir up perpetual arguments in which nothing is communicated because you are all so far up your own asses /
fuck it.
You guys are just fucking gay, seriously. Why bother with an explanation that I wont even care enough to return here to see some half-wit rebuttals to
I'm going to get back to having a life now, by the way Europe stomps ass." he read aloud.
"Welp, no clues there" he thought to himself "Guess it's time to bag 'em and tag 'em" |
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